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|Subject: 5000 ducks Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:55 am|| |
A male teacher in the classroom, in the face buzz of the classroom, he angrily said: "The issue of the noisy sound of two women is equal to 10,000 ducks on the sound." Cheap coach bags
One day, the wife of male teachers come to school with him, female students reported that: "The teacher, out of 5,000 ducks on you!"
Her husband threw a cat cheap chanel bags
Husband to his wife cats intolerable, grabbed the cat, threw into the woods. Home and saw the cat is comfortably lying in the doorway, also issued against him gently with satisfaction the grunt. Her husband was furious, the cat out the door into the sacks. He walked 10 kilometers, turn left and go 15 kilometers, then turned to the northeast 12 km away, then go west for 20 km, and then let the cat out from the sacks, they were away from. chanel j12
An hour later, her husband with a phone call to his wife: "cat home?" "Yes, five minutes before coming back. Honey, Why do you ask?" "You call this beast to answer the phone, I find vain for a way home! "